oh my god one of the little kids at the camp i work at made a game called wreck it ralph tag
basically theres one wreck it ralph whos it and when they tag someone they shout ‘IM GONNA WRECK IT’ and the person who got tagged has to crumble like a building and sit and wait for a fix it felix (which is who ever isnt either it or crumbled) to come along and tap them ten times with their hammer to fix them
OH MY GOD THAT IS THE CUTEST SHIT EVER
Can we just talk about the ridiculous amount of courage it would take for someone to kick an immortal homicidal clown in the genitals, punch a fucking God in the face, and then take a weapon strong enough to kill angels and snap it in half
Fucking Kanaya man
I don’t think we can be friends anymore, Joey.
Surprisingly, perfectionists are often procrastinators, as they can tend to think “I don’t have the right skills or resources to do this perfectly now, so I won’t do it at all.”
My entire educational experience summed up in one sentence.
My entire life summed up in one sentence.
The Open Book Fountain - Budapest, Hungary
Every few seconds a sheet of water blasts forth from the book’s spine, arcing from one side to the other and creating the illusion that an invisible force is turning the pages of this marble tome.
A collection of amazing street art from around the globe
More awesomeness here!!!
I don’t think I love anything more than this post
that’s some next level shit
"this baby came out of you but im not 100% sure its yours"
the first step to any murder is to have fun and be yourself
when none of ur internet friends are online
While my friend and I were out Ice fishing, his dog broke out of his house and got herself a job
HOW DID THIS HAPPEN
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remember when these pieces of shit were everywhere and they were the best thing ever
and when you were too old to play with them you would just randomly move one when no one was looking
What do you call a man who is short, speaks in rhymes, and is able to spin straw into gold?
No really I’m not joking here, he’s coming for my firstborn in three days and I need to figure out his name.
sometimes i wake up with a very urgent thought on my mind and it’s usually pretty dumb like ‘je suis un pomme' or 'root beer fairytales' but this morning i woke up and sat there for a second and all i could think was
the frenchiest fry
I JUST LAUGHED OUT LOUD IN CLASS
nothing annoys me more than when teachers say “now i want you to work with someone you don’t normally talk to” because not only am i soul crushingly self conscious but there is a REASON I DON’T TALK TO THESE PEOPLE
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