HELLO AND WELCOME TO THIS HORRID USELESS BLOG. My name is Lauren! Nice to meet ya. I blog pretty much whatever I want. I will take requests with writing, but it might take me a while because I get terrible writer's blocks. I have no clue as to why you're here but I love you for coming~ And that's it! For now.

18th April 2014

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skittles-for-sexbang:

acheleismyobsession:

rawrecstasasaur:

evcrazy203:

thebobblehat:

judgebunnie:

meretrivia:

elfpen:

sleepy-street:

valerieparker:

cyprith:

mashyhead:

findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK 
TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR
THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?

True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.
I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra. 
So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.
WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?
fafghdfghdfghsdfhdfghdfghdf

I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye. 
my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist

Bless this post. 
Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/

I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.

And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.

I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.
It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”

Fake. Fucking. Pockets.

another question is why do they make clothes for women that they then shame us for wearing?

My 3 year old brother has pockets that can fit my phone in them. I don’t even have pants that fit my phone in them.

I hate my upper arms and would spend hours in women’s clothes sections looking for t-shirts but all have short sleeves and are really short on the torso so when I bend down my back was shown so I went to the men’s section and their tees have cartoon or geeky references on them not “babe” across the boob area. And men’s shirts are longer on sleeves and torso.

You know what’s total bull? The reason women’s pants don’t have pockets are because they want you to purchase handbags. Seriously, that’s just unfair.

skittles-for-sexbang:

acheleismyobsession:

rawrecstasasaur:

evcrazy203:

thebobblehat:

judgebunnie:

meretrivia:

elfpen:

sleepy-street:

valerieparker:

cyprith:

mashyhead:

findchaos:

I wish this was exaggeration, I really do.

IS IT SO MUCH TO ASK 

TO JUST BUY A TOP THAT I CAN WEAR

THAT PEOPLE CAN’T SEE MY BRA THROUGH?

True story. Until I get the company shirt, my work uniform is a white polo. So I had to buy a white polo. Not a problem, right? Polos are just heavy jersey. Shouldn’t be an issue, even if it is white.

I went through four stores because every single white lady’s polo was see-through. See-through to the point where an onlooker could pinpoint the exact location of the bleach stain on my bra. 

So, in a quiet rage, I finally went to the men’s section. Wonder of wonders, the men’s polos were not see-through.

WHY? WHY IS MY PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING NOT HELD TO THE SAME STANDARDS OF OPAQUE-NESS AS MEN’S PROFESSIONAL CLOTHING?

fafghdfghdfghsdfhdfghdfghdf

I get most of my overshirts/jackets from the men’s section. For one, they have awesome jackets, and two— I have rather large breasts. I do not want something in cutsy glittery girly shit plastered across my chest, thank you. I get enough people that can’t look me in the eye. 

my kingdom for a leather jacket with a decent curved waist

Bless this post. 

Every fucking time I go out to look for a simple t-shirt, all I find are shirts that are super tight and uncomfortable for the sake of showing off your bust, have stupid sayings on them like “Lean, mean, sexy machine” (I have seriously seen shirts with those exact words), and have tiny fucking sleeves that don’t even cover your armpits (because we all have those days when we really don’t feel like shaving). Unfortunately for me, my mother thinks these shirts are cute and gets them for me constantly. :/

I will always buy my sweaters in the men’s section. Not only are they bigger and more comfortable, they’re actually made with better material. Apparently, you have to be male to merit fabric thick enough to actually keep you warm. Ever wonder why girls complain about being cold more often than guys? It’s not them. It’s their clothes.

Women’s clothing is designed to be rubbish so that they can buy more all the time.

Men’s clothes actually makes SENSE.

I have so many feelings on this topic, I need to stop now before I break something.

And don’t forget actual, functioning pockets.

I could probably write a fucking dissertation around the bullshit of women’s clothing and how it’s pretty much useless and overpriced, and even then you can only something that’s an approximation of “a fucking simple t-shirt” where the male equivalent is functional, easily accessible, and a price quote that won’t bankrupt you.

It will have 3 appendixes devoted to, in order, “Stupid cuts for jeans and how they are impossible to figure out store to store, let alone style to style,” “Why do people think all jeans need to adhere to your body like skin tight spandex, for gods sake sometimes I just want to wear pants that I can actually move in,” and “Girls Have Stuff Too: A look at why shallow pockets are a joke and “fake” are the stupidest fashion choice ever made.”

Fake. Fucking. Pockets.

another question is why do they make clothes for women that they then shame us for wearing?

My 3 year old brother has pockets that can fit my phone in them. I don’t even have pants that fit my phone in them.

I hate my upper arms and would spend hours in women’s clothes sections looking for t-shirts but all have short sleeves and are really short on the torso so when I bend down my back was shown so I went to the men’s section and their tees have cartoon or geeky references on them not “babe” across the boob area. And men’s shirts are longer on sleeves and torso.

You know what’s total bull? The reason women’s pants don’t have pockets are because they want you to purchase handbags. Seriously, that’s just unfair.

Source: chaoslife.findchaos.com

18th April 2014

Photo reblogged from too gay to function with 174,989 notes

mrasayf:


I needed to do this.

mrasayf:

I needed to do this.

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18th April 2014

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toni-tan:

morgrana:

MY MUM THINKS THE LYRICS ARE "I CHIME IN WITH A HAVEN’T YOU PEOPLE EVER HEARD OF FEEDING THE GODDAMN POOR?" I’M CRYING

Les mis: pop-punk edition

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18th April 2014

Post reblogged from fuck that shit with 42,777 notes

realniggaannouncements:

I had a dream last night that Jesus finally resurrected and when white people found out he wasn’t white they arrested him for 2000 something years of tax evasion  

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18th April 2014

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thebreadgod:

Finding a typo in a book

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18th April 2014

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rninor:

weepingdildo:

landorus:

lets have phone sex over walkie talkies

"I’ll make you moan, over"

"bend over"
"bend what? over"

Source: landorus

18th April 2014

Photoset reblogged from giggle. with 195,453 notes

charmancler:

is that twilight

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18th April 2014

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deforest:

if you think im not going to meow at that cat in front of all these people then you are wrong my friend

Source: deforest

18th April 2014

Post reblogged from LandofRythmeandPsyche with 222,048 notes

dollyfarton:

ineedmasculism:

lundsdotter:

The strongest ‘pound for pound’ muscle is the uterus: it weighs around 2 pounds but during childbirth can exert a downward force of 400 Newtons, which is one hundred times as strong as gravity and equivalent to the power in a fully extended modern longbow. 

I need masculism because I am afraid.

you should be

Source: lundsdotter

18th April 2014

Post reblogged from LandofRythmeandPsyche with 24,475 notes

rncpriceley:

"misogyny is a made up tumblr meme"

imageimage

shit man how long has tumblr been around

no wonder all the good urls are fuckin taken 

Source: rncpriceley

17th April 2014

Post reblogged from you just gestured to all of me with 51,742 notes

WHEN EVERYTHING IS DUE IN THE SAME WEEK

thebitchiam:

howdoiputthisgently:

IT’S LIKE:

imageimage

I have never seen something that more accurately describes how I’m feeling right now

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17th April 2014

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blainetabulous:

If you can’t handle me randomly blurting out song lyrics that relate to what you just said, we can’t be friends

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17th April 2014

Photo reblogged from 【Ashe】 with 138,586 notes

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

momcrotch:

how about getting stabbed

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17th April 2014

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wetbreadforever:

Having (sort of) completed the game, I decided to give out some awards to its colourful cast. I’m sure this has been done before but screw you, I did my best.

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17th April 2014

Post reblogged from Squirrel buddies with 89,354 notes

the-average-gatsby:

imagine a horror movie where you’re trapped in your house with a serial killer but all your lights are clappers

so you’re running for your life from this psychopath while both of you are just aggressively clapping the lights on and off

Source: the-average-gatsby